The Daily News wrote a very unflattering article today about how Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel is too skinny. Not surprisingly, the article was written by a woman. The Suite always stands up for the little guy and it’s time for all the fat bitches out there to stop picking on the models. They have feelings too (probably). Young Candice here doesn’t have a problem. She likely eats at least twice a day, if coffee counts. That’s the right amount in my book. Candice, The Suite loves you for who you are inside and out. Hopefully, on the inside one of these days. Just don’t get fat. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!