If you looked up voluptuous in the dictionary, next to the definition you would see a picture of Coco’s ass. Actually, there wouldn’t even be a definition. There would just be a picture of Coco’s ass. It would be the best dictionary ever. Coco, or Nicole Austin as her proud parents call her, is best known as Ice-T’s lovely wife and plaything. Luckily, he has no qualms about sharing her ass and camel toe with the world. If I ever saw Coco’s ass in real life, I’m pretty sure I would pass out. That thing is thicker than the smog in Beijing. It’s thicker than both blood and water. It’s thicker than four Lara Flynn Boyles. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!