It was a virtuoso performance by Single Ronnie on Jersey Shore. He was dancing like a maniac, falling over on the walk home, laughing like a jackal. It was everything you could ask for short of knocking a kid out with one shot. ONE SHOT, BRO! I was so proud of the progress he’s made, but we’ve seen this before in the first couple episodes of a season. At the club, Sammi Sweetheart told Ronnie that she misses him. As the episode ended, Ronnie resisted her overtures but went up to his bed to think about things and most likely have a nice cry. I don’t like where this is headed at all. This season has been promising but if Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart get back together, it’s going to submarine everything. I need a full season of Single Ronnie dancing, laughing, hooking up with multiple girls at a time, and having crazy steroids-induced mood swings. After the last two seasons, we deserve it. He is an animal that needs to roam free and prey on hippopotamuses, not be chained up and yelled at for things he did three years ago. Stay away from my Single Ronnie, Sammi Sweetheart!