Normally I hate French Canadians but Maryse is the exception. The Hawaiian Tropic model-cum-wrestler-cum-fashion designer can talk to me in her broken English all she wants. It may sound like she has Down syndrome, but she certainly doesn’t look like it. After suffering an abdominal hernia in the ring, Maryse was recently released from the WWF. I’d like to rehab with her. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!