I’ve never seen the show A Legal Mind but whenever I see the posters in the subway, I always perk up because Sarah Shahi is so hot in them. Does she even know what tort law is? I don’t care but I’d love to contort her over a conference table. The smart girls in power suits always do it for me. I’d like to think of her as a real lawyer, studying case law topless deep into the night. How could anyone hate a lawyer with an ass like that? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!