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I have goose bumps. I want this kid to be President. I want this kid to coach all of my teams. If Mike D’Antoni goes to Toronto, Donnie Walsh should really give this kid some consideration as a replacement.

But is it better than Rocky’s speech after he beat Drago? It singlehandedly ended the Cold War and pushed Rocky IV into iconic movie territory.

These are two great speeches but there’s only one question to ask: Who Ya Got?


>Trump vs. Cosby: Who Ya Got?

Posted: April 14, 2011 by Keith Stone in Bill Cosby, Donald Trump, Who Ya Got?


Catfight! Luckily for Rosie O’Donnell, it looks like Donald Trump has a new public enemy #1. Bill Cosby told The Today Show last week of the Donald’s possible Presidential candidacy that Trump needs to “run or shut up.” Maybe not the nicest thing in the world to say but it’s fair enough. Trump has obviously never heard of the word “subtlety” and released a statement tearing Cosby a new one. The statement reads in part, “If [Bill] doesn’t want me to run because he’s obviously an Obama fan (racist???), he should state the reasons and not…treat me like his best friend, only to denigrate me when I’m not around.”
Trump is such a bitch. He sounds like a chick whose boyfriend forgot her birthday. Check out these lines. Who says this? “I have never been a fan of Cosby’s.” “Based on the way he acted, things are not looking too good for Cosby.” “Sadly, he got more attention talking about me than he did on the merits of his own appearance-maybe he is not as dumb as I thought.” I also like how he mentions that Meredith Vieira is a great gal. Trump could never be Prez. The Prime Minister of Canada would forget to call him on his birthday and we’d be at all-out war. I’m all for an Obama-Cosby ticket in 2012. Jello Pudding Pops for everybody!

>Hammer vs. Machete: Who Ya Got?

Posted: April 8, 2011 by Keith Stone in New Jersey, ridiculous, Who Ya Got?


No, Adam Carolla didn’t get into a fight with Danny Trejo, silly bastard. This type of insanity can only happen in one place and it’s not Hollywood. It’s New Jersey, the land of 1,000 processing plants. In Passaic, a thrift store owner who was being robbed by some hammer-wielding genius managed to defend himself with a machete that he luckily had lying around. The robbery took place at 10:30 in the morning because obviously the robber wanted everyone to see him running from the store with a bag of money and a bloody hammer. Police are searching for a suspect who they say took off his clothes as he left the scene. So if anyone in Passaic sees a naked man with a hammer, please alert the authorities.