All the News That’s Fit To Print

Posted: August 19, 2011 by Keith Stone in newspapers, Real Housewives

The other day some guy from one of the Real Housewives shows committed suicide. I’m far too uninterested and lazy to get all the details but it made the front page of both New York tabloids. This is not real news. This isn’t even good gossip news. Put Arnold Schwarzenegger on the cover when he knocks up his fugly housekeeper, not when Slutty McWhore’s husband hangs himself because she wants the money and the kids. I might expect this from the Post but not the Daily News. It’s a shame if they think this crap sells paper, and it’s a bigger shame if it actually does.

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