>Still Looking: A Mets 2011 Season Preview

Posted: April 1, 2011 by Keith Stone in Mets, MLB


Apparently, some of the millions (AND MILLIONS!) are Mets fans, so I figured I would treat them to a Mets preview.
The Mets suck. I could buy them for $100 but I’d rather spend the money on beer and lap dances. They have some decent players but David Wright hates his life and half the team is running from the INS. Also, I hear Johan Santana is injured. Gonna be a long year in Flushing.
Projected finish: 75-87, fourth place in NL East

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