>Taylor Momsen: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: April 14, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Taylor Momsen

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If there’s anything I learned about Mark Sanchez’s affair with that high school chick, it’s that the age of consent in New York is 17. So in this completely plausible scenario, if I catch Taylor Momsen’s eye at the 17-and-over clubs that I’m known to frequent, it’s not rape. I cannot do any more community service. According to my diligent research, Taylor is an actress on a show called Gossip Girl and in a band called the Pretty Reckless, which I’m sure is great. Also, the girl has legs. Hey Taylor, if you need me to buy you cigarettes, holler. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

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