This weekend, I went to LSU’s annual crawfish boil in New York. I, like most civilized people, had no idea what a crawfish boil was. Turns out, it’s when you take a ton of the lobster-like crawfish and give everybody a giant pile to scarf down themselves. There was grease and crawfish innards everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it in all my life. To top it off, the only thing more prevalent than all the missing teeth was the hatred towards Nick Saban. Nothing I could ever read in Garden and Gun Magazine would ever prepare me. If you ever get an invite to a crawfish boil, make sure you know know what you’re getting into, y’all.
Rainman Suite 