Rachel Uchitel “earned” $10 million from Tiger Woods in exchange for not saying anything about their affair. Now it looks like she had to give it all back after appearing on Celebrity Rehab and blabbing about her made-up love addiction. She literally had to sit around all day and not be a fame whore, and she couldn’t do it. She didn’t even ruin her shit on a good show. Did she think that crying to Dr. Drew would land her a daytime talk show or something? Let this be a lesson to all your celebrity gold diggers out there. Get your money and get out of the game. And hey, Rach, I can buy you dinner sometime if you’d like. You can choose any Mickey D’s value meal you want.
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