Rainman Suite

I’m a little scared to have kids and then get dragged to an array of boring events. Do they even sell beer at school plays? Doesn’t matter here. The Scarface school play is better than The Book of Mormon. Tony is a star, Elvira is a Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum Girl-in-Training, and the fat kid playing the bodyguard should’ve won a Tony. Why aren’t more movies made into school plays? I’d go see a Wall Street school play. Kid Gordon Gekko would have to bring it.