Call Me Thomas Edison

Posted: August 12, 2011 by Keith Stone in genius, inventions

So I was watching the Chargers-Seahawks game last night (what an exciting matchup to kick off the preseason!) when I came up with a brilliant idea. With the league’s new replay rules, the refs now have to carry around a pager. Every time a touchdown is scored, they get a page from up above saying whether it’s good or needs to be reviewed.

I would like said pager when I am at the bar about to hook up with a girl. I haven’t worked out all the logistics yet, but I need this pager to tell me if the girl is acceptable or an ugly whore. I have trouble telling the two apart sometimes. If you get the TD symbol, the hookup commences. If you get a booth review, you go to a back room of the bar and look at the replay. Butter face? Cottage cheese ass? THE PLAY IS NO GOOD! Get on top of it, entrepreneurs of the world. On a side note, I may have gone too long without being exposed to football.

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