I stumbled upon a video today with the title “Sophisticated Gangbang,” which begs the questions: what exactly is a sophisticated gangbang? From what I could tell it seemed like a pretty standard gangbang except that the chick was wearing a pearl necklace (an actual pearl necklace, not semen). I guess I was kind of expecting a gangbang where the participants were discussing Shakespeare while they were eating tea and crumpets. Kinda disappointing. Let’s all try to properly title our porn, people.