The CW is developing a new game show called Extreme Musical Chairs. As you could imagine, the game revolves the age-old premise of musical chairs taking place within an indoor obstacle course. I NEED to be on this show. I am the musical chairs master. I would be the Ken Jennings of Extreme Musical Chairs. People would tune in week after week to see if anyone could unseat Keith Stone (get it, unseat). I know all the tricks. The flat tire, the Cuyahoga choo choo, the invisible hand. We need more extreme children’s games and get pro athletes to play them. Extreme duck, duck, goose with Usain Bolt and Devin Hester? Sold. Who says TV has run out of good ideas?