Rainman Suite

As I was driving home from the Giants game last night, it started pouring out of nowhere. It seemed appropriate, as does this song. You better believe that my wedding is going to be exactly like Axl Rose’s, from his outfit and hair to Slash being my ring bearer and playing kicking guitar solos in the middle of the desert while sweeping camera shots are being taken from a helicopter. And don’t forget about my way-too-hot wife being killed in a dramatic rainstorm during the reception. Fuck Thriller. This is the best music video of all-time. They don’t make them like they used to, kids.