Archive for the ‘bullying’ Category

How To Prevent Bullying

Posted: September 2, 2011 by Keith Stone in bullying, the kids

This may come as a surprise but I was bullied a lot as a kid. When we were changing for gym class, everyone used to call me “firehose.” It still hurts. Secret is doing an anti-bullying program to make sure that nobody ever feels my pain, but it may be helping out in an unintended way. By encouraging girls to buy its product for the anti-bullying cause, it’s keeping them from being stanky and there’s no easier target to pick on at school than the smelly kids. Good work, Secret! Keep it up.

>Ghetto Kid Zangief

Posted: March 23, 2011 by Keith Stone in bullying, Kid Zangief


Unlike the real Zangief, this Kid Zangief story will not die. He was interviewed by the Australian version of A Current Affair and some genius dubbed the audio of Rick James from Chappelle’s Show on top of it. The result is magical.

>Anti-Bullying Video Necessitates More Bullying

Posted: March 23, 2011 by Keith Stone in bullying, embarassing


I never really had a problem with bullying. What can I say? I’m a likable guy. Apparently, the bullying was so bad at Long Branch Middle School that a group of students did the only thing they could think of: create a lame music video. Now, I’m all against bullying but somebody at LBMS really needs to stick these kids’ heads in a toilet for creating this atrocity. Look kids, if somebody’s bullying you, all you have to do is start a website and write snarky things about them. It’s not that hard. Great finale to the video, though. It was like Moulin Rouge.