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Really, Hank Williams, Jr.?

Posted: October 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in idiots, Jr.


Hank Williams, Jr. had the cushiest job in America: singing the theme to Monday Night Football. He could literally sit on his ass all year, then for one or two days sing the song in front of a bunch of cheerleaders, throw in a few references to the teams that are playing, and BOOM. Money in the bank, Then, he went on Fox and Friends and compared Obama to Hitler. Specifically, he said that House Speaker John Boehner playing golf with the Prez was like, “Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu.” Of course, that analogy makes any sense. Not coincidentally, Hank Williams, Jr. is from the South. Doesn’t look like he’s going to be seen on MNF anymore.

Hitler literally killed millions of people. There’s nobody alive today that you could realistically compare him to. I make fun of people on a daily basis and I never compare anyone to Hitler. I’m smart enough to know that it’s going to rightfully offend people. I usually stick to comparisons to Drago and Sloth from The Goonies. Celebrities need to learn this. Kanye used the Hitler reference a few months ago. IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT CONTEXT IT’S IN! JUST DON’T SAY THE WORD HITLER!!!!!! Listen to your boy, Keith Stone. There is nowhere good Hitler can take you.

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