A Hasidic newspaper based in Brooklyn named Der Zeitung, which I read every week, has upset the White House by photoshopping two women out of the photo of President Obama and his gang watching the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound. One of those sexy government ladies is Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Officials are upset because news outlets are not allowed to doctor the picutre in any way, for obvious reasons. Der Zeitung does not print any photos of women because they “could be considered sexually suggestive.” However, I can assure Der Zeitung that Hillary Clinton is not sexually suggestive. Bill Clinton just nodded his head. He hangs in The Suite on a religious basis (religious-get it?). I guess the Jews think wrists are sexy but I’m really more of an ankle guy. To each his own.
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