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Paranormal Activity 4: The Haunted Testicle

Posted: November 9, 2011 by Keith Stone in marbles, medicine

When a 45-year-old dude from Ontario, Canada went to have an ultrasound of his testicle after feeling some pain, the last thing he expected was to see what appears to be a screaming face. But yeah, either that’s a picture of his future son or there’s somebody literally living in his nut. I guess the doctor’s prognosis must’ve involved an exorcist. Can you imagine a priest splashing holy water on this poor guy’s nutsack while screaming, “The power of Christ compels you?” Or maybe it’s like blue balls, except face balls. At least Queen James won’t have this problem because he doesn’t have any. I know, I know. Low blow.