Posts Tagged ‘commericals’

Need A Date?

Posted: March 26, 2012 by Keith Stone in commercials
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Man, I thought I met some real horses on OkCupid. Farmers Only is, of course, the best place to meet single farmers, ranchers, and good ole country folks. Either there or your family reunion, Cletus. All I want to know is where all the farmer’s daughters are. If there aren’t any, this is about as useful as JDate to me.

How much does this commercial kill you if you’re a Cubs fan? It’s like waving a juicy steak in front of a guy dying of hunger. All I know is that if they made a commercial like this for the Knicks, I’d probably be sobbing for hours afterwards. Cubbie fans have been through enough. Can we just leave them alone until they actually win one?