Rainman Suite

Much-maligned Ranger Sean Avery publicly announced his retirement last night on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live, during a wildly entertaining and erratic appearance. Avery, who of course was not wearing socks, later dished about his obsession with Lionel Richie (whose daughter Nicole was also on the show), the Real Housewives, breast implants (“some are good, some are bad”), and yes, fashion. A lot of athletes come and go, but there will never be one as polarizing and unique as Sean Avery.