>Rex Ryan Needs to Stop Talking, Part 53

Posted: January 11, 2011 by Keith Stone in Uncategorized


Sexy Rexy, I thought we went over this: keep your mouth shut.  If you need to, you can suck on your wife’s toes.  Just stop talking.  The last time you made this much noise before a Patriots game, you lost 45-3.  42 points!  Now you’re criticizing Tom Brady for going to see the Broadway play Lombardi during the first half of your Wild Card game against the Colts.  I saw Lombardi.  It was a good play.  Inspirational.  Why would seeing a play about the greatest football coach of all-time be worse than watching your team get shut out in the first half?  They invented these things called DVR’s.  They’re great.  You can watch stuff that already happened.  Tommy Boy probably picked up some Chipotle on the way home from the play and watched the entire game with Gisele without commercials.  You are just making Tom Brady more angry and you won’t like him when he’s angry.  Keeping quiet isn’t a sign of weakness, it’s a sign of intelligence.  Learn this.

NY Daily News

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