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It was getting lonely here in the Suite, so I got Dani to come help me out. I wanted to enjoy the Super Bowl so I got her to write something about it while I got wasted. Hot blonde girls probably know something about football, right? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Rainman Suite 
>Rainman, what can I say but your one boozy sleazy lucky guy. I think I may turn to learning american football more if this is who I get to write for the articles…lol. Peace out.