>Lindsay Lohan is Arraigned, Sexy

Posted: February 9, 2011 by Keith Stone in crime and punishment, Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan was charged with felony grand theft today for allegedly stealing a $2,500 chain from a jewelry store. That’s not the big news, though. Look how hot she looks showing up to court. LINDSAY LOHAN IS BACK! Her boobs are back too. How could any judge in the country throw the book at her? The only thing she’s guilty of is looking fine. Don’t worry, Lindsay! Rodave is going to law school. He’ll bust you out and me and you can get some, um, baking soda, and go “shopping.” Then, we can jumpstart your career. How about Freaky Friday 2: Even Freakier?

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