>RAY ALLEN: CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

Posted: February 11, 2011 by Keith Stone in basketball, Ray Allen, ridiculous

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I’d like to take some time now and congratulate Ray Allen for breaking the NBA’s all-time record for points scored. Wait, what’s that? He broke the record for 3-pointers made? Then why did they stop the game for him last night? I was getting into a bar and I noticed that this humongous Celtics-Lakers game was stopped and Ray Allen was hugging everyone in sight. AND IT WAS FOR BREAKING THE 3-POINT RECORD! IN THE MIDDLE OF A FINALS REMATCH! The 3-point shot has only been around for about 30 years. It’s not really that big of an accomplishment. This isn’t Hank Aaron breaking Babe Ruth’s HR record. Wave to the crowd during a timeout and hug your crazy mom and that twerp Reggie Miller after the game. When somebody breaks Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s points record, then by all means stop the game and let him have his moment. For the 3-point, blocks, minutes, turnovers, and literally everything else records, wait till after the game.

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