I phinally pheel the phutility that comes with being a Philly fan. I thought we had the sweep in the bag but I guess you can’t get the phull Philly experience without the bitter phailure at the end. All I want to do is eat my pheelings and punch the phirst person I see. This is too much phor me. I’m breaking up with my 300-pound girlfriend and bathing.
Rainman Suite 