America!

Posted: July 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in Independence Day, U!S!A!

It’s the Fourth of July, which means it’s time to watch The Twilight Zone and celebrate the 15th anniversary of Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Randy Quaid, and President Bill Pullman saving the world. Seriously, how great of a country is this? If I was in China, I’d be arrested by now. It’s not perfect but it’s still fucking awesome. I can do whatever I want. I can dance around in the middle of Central Park wearing a speedo while accusing the President of war crimes or I can drink beer, watch Bill Shatner fight a gremlin, and post pics of hot chicks on a website. It’s what Randy Quaid sacrificed his life for. Best country in the world. Let’s all be good to each other and keep it that way.

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