Taco Bell Value Meal #11: A Baby

Posted: July 19, 2011 by Keith Stone in Taco Bell, the kids

Heidi Knowles just gave birth to baby boy. Unfortunately, she didn’t give birth to octuplets so the best way to monetize the situation was to sell the baby at a Taco Bell in Washington. You can get a lot of crappy stuff at a Taco Bell, but this may beat it all. Knowles was looking for between $500 and $5,000 for the baby, but was willing to throw in a chalupa and medium soda for only 99¢ more. The real problem is that everyone knows that desperate potential mothers eat at Qdoba. Knowles is in jail now and is looking forward to going head-to-head with Casey Anthony for 2011 Worst Mother of the Year.

Seattle Times

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