Heidi Knowles just gave birth to baby boy. Unfortunately, she didn’t give birth to octuplets so the best way to monetize the situation was to sell the baby at a Taco Bell in Washington. You can get a lot of crappy stuff at a Taco Bell, but this may beat it all. Knowles was looking for between $500 and $5,000 for the baby, but was willing to throw in a chalupa and medium soda for only 99¢ more. The real problem is that everyone knows that desperate potential mothers eat at Qdoba. Knowles is in jail now and is looking forward to going head-to-head with Casey Anthony for 2011 Worst Mother of the Year.