The Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza is this Friday. It’s going to have everything. Glitz, glamour, cheap beer. The only thing it’s missing is star power, so I went about to set that straight. I figured if that genius Marine could get Mila Kunis to come to his ball by making a YouTube video, then so could I…with Miss Kate Upton. Kate, baby, I need a foosball partner. Hope to see everyone there. Actually not, then I’ll have Kate all to myself.
Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY
Rainman Suite 
God ! I never heard of her before, and now i’m in love !!! Natalie Portman who ??? Kate Upton FTW !!!! Man, i’ll worship you for a year if she’s at your party !!! Then i’ll change my life, I’ll quite my job, sell all my DVDs and come live in NYC, playing music in Washington Square like the dude with the Boba Fett Helmet !!!!