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Happy Valentine’s Day

Posted: February 14, 2012 by Keith Stone in Kate Upton
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Kate Upton absolutely obliterated the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. What a great Valentine’s Day present for all the single guys out there. All you other chicks are in second place.

2011 Rainman Suite Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum Girl of the Year: Kate Upton

Posted: December 29, 2011 by Keith Stone in Best of 2011, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Kate Upton
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Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

6-Month, 35,000-Hit Extravaganza Is A Huge Success

Posted: July 25, 2011 by Keith Stone in 6-Month 35000-Hit Extravaganza, Kate Upton, Suite
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Thanks to everyone for coming out Friday night. Good times and beer were had by all. Kate Upton never did show but I like to think I just missed her and we’re star-crossed lovers like the Slumdog Millionaire kids. Either that, or she can help me make a million bucks one day. I appreciate everyone’s support for the last six months and 35,000 hits and hopefully they’ll be a lot more of both.

6-Month, 35,000-Hit Extravaganza Tonight at 6:30!

Posted: July 22, 2011 by Keith Stone in 6-Month 35000-Hit Extravaganza, Kate Upton, Suite
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I’m sorry to announce that the 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza has been cancelled. That’s because it’s been replaced by the 6-MONTH, 35,000-HIT EXTRAVAGANZA FEATURING KATE UPTON!* Everything is going to be more intense. It’s over 100 degrees outside! That’s all because of the party. Kate Upton* and I are already sitting up in the Suite pregaming for tonight, drinking Trader Joe’s wine and watching Rocky IV. That’s how we do it! See you tonight at 6:30 at Three Sheets.

*Guests subject to change

Rainman Suite 6-Month, 35,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY

6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza Tomorrow!

Posted: July 21, 2011 by Keith Stone in 6-Month 30000-Hit Extravaganza, Kate Upton, Suite
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It hit the mid 90’s today in New York and tomorrow is supposed to be worse. Cool down with Keith Stone and Kate Upton* at the Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza at Three Sheets Saloon. The beer’s on me, or at least the first few pitchers (you think I’m made of money or something?). Come get drunk, watch the Yanks game, and learn how to Dougie.

*Guests subject to change

Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY

6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza Two Days Away

Posted: July 20, 2011 by Keith Stone in 6-Month 30000-Hit Extravaganza, Kate Upton, Suite
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Rainman Suite’s 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza Starring Kate Upton* is getting closer. Make sure to be there on Friday if you want to join in the debauchery and 80’s music. The details are below.

*Guests subject to change

Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY

So You’re Telling Me There’s A Chance!?!?!

Posted: July 20, 2011 by Keith Stone in 6-Month 30000-Hit Extravaganza, Kate Upton, Suite
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The Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza is this Friday. It’s going to have everything. Glitz, glamour, cheap beer. The only thing it’s missing is star power, so I went about to set that straight. I figured if that genius Marine could get Mila Kunis to come to his ball by making a YouTube video, then so could I…with Miss Kate Upton. Kate, baby, I need a foosball partner. Hope to see everyone there. Actually not, then I’ll have Kate all to myself.

Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY

>Kate Upton: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: February 19, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Kate Upton
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So when the SI Swimsuit Issue came out this week, there was a lot of heavy breathing, sweating, and overall hallelujahing over pictorials from Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and their ilk of deliciously-molded beasts. But one NEW creature stood out from the rest and this is Kate Upton. She’s everything you ever want in a woman: a supple, yet firm body with the face of an angel. Intoxicating. Plus, she likes to get freaky on Twitter as evidenced by the picture above. I predict that in two years Kate will be the cover girl and her face/body will be THE face/body. You saw it here first. So to Kate Upton:

DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!