Welcome to Challenge Week. To celebrate Wednesday’s Rivals finale, we’re going to be doing features all week to celebrate the greatest reality TV show of all-time. Stay tuned for predictions on Tuesday, a running diary on Wednesday, and final power rankings on Thursday. This season has been great and Wednesday promises to be a fight to the finish. As T.J. would say, they killed it.
Thanks to everyone for coming out Friday night. Good times and beer were had by all. Kate Upton never did show but I like to think I just missed her and we’re star-crossed lovers like the Slumdog Millionaire kids. Either that, or she can help me make a million bucks one day. I appreciate everyone’s support for the last six months and 35,000 hits and hopefully they’ll be a lot more of both.
I’m sorry to announce that the 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza has been cancelled. That’s because it’s been replaced by the 6-MONTH, 35,000-HIT EXTRAVAGANZA FEATURING KATE UPTON!* Everything is going to be more intense. It’s over 100 degrees outside! That’s all because of the party. Kate Upton* and I are already sitting up in the Suite pregaming for tonight, drinking Trader Joe’s wine and watching Rocky IV. That’s how we do it! See you tonight at 6:30 at Three Sheets.
*Guests subject to change
Rainman Suite 6-Month, 35,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY
It hit the mid 90’s today in New York and tomorrow is supposed to be worse. Cool down with Keith Stone and Kate Upton* at the Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza at Three Sheets Saloon. The beer’s on me, or at least the first few pitchers (you think I’m made of money or something?). Come get drunk, watch the Yanks game, and learn how to Dougie.
*Guests subject to change
Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY
Rainman Suite’s 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza Starring Kate Upton* is getting closer. Make sure to be there on Friday if you want to join in the debauchery and 80’s music. The details are below.
*Guests subject to change
Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY
The Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza is this Friday. It’s going to have everything. Glitz, glamour, cheap beer. The only thing it’s missing is star power, so I went about to set that straight. I figured if that genius Marine could get Mila Kunis to come to his ball by making a YouTube video, then so could I…with Miss Kate Upton. Kate, baby, I need a foosball partner. Hope to see everyone there. Actually not, then I’ll have Kate all to myself.
Rainman Suite 6-Month, 30,000-Hit Extravaganza
Friday, July 22 6:30-10:30
Three Sheets Saloon
134 W. 3rd St., NY, NY
It’s been six months since The Suite launched with a story about Charlie Sheen and Andy Dick at the AVN Awards. Since then, a lot has changed. Well, not much has changed. It’s still a lot of fun to post pictures of hot chicks and make fun of life’s failures (LeBron James). Actually a lot more people come to visit The Suite now. 30,000 in fact. And they all say the same thing, “Keith Stone, I want to party and do bad things with you.” Here’s your chance, sluts.
Rainman Suite is throwing its first party on Friday, July 22 from 6:30-10:30 at the luxurious Three Sheets Saloon (3rd St. btw. 6th Ave. and MacDougal St.) in the Greatest City in the World. I’m buying so stop by and enjoy a beer and play some pong, at least until I run out of money or leave with some FIT girls. I’ll be the drunk guy that looks like a handsome version of Justin Long. See you there. xoxo
Tomorrow, someone is going to raise the Stanley Cup. It’s been a wild Finals so far and every game in Vancouver has been decided by one goal. Continuing with our award-winning hockey coverage, I will be conducting the first ever Rainman Suite live running diary for Game 7. Check back at 8 Wednesday night. I promise it will be one of the best Stanley Cup Finals Game 7 live running journals you will ever read.
I’m still pretty hung over from my birthday so I’m going to take it easy today, but I still wanted to give a gift to all the Suiters out there. Check out the Hall of Fame which is packed with all the best things we’ve done. From Vegas to New Jersey, it’s the best of the best and will only get better with time, like a hot 16-year-old.
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I got a call from Sarah Palin earlier and she was pretty upset at the lack of representation in the Suite from outside the big city. The last thing I want is for the geniuses at Fox News to put me on the black list so I searched high and low for somebody new. I went to the backwoods of West Virginia and ate rat stew with a brother and sister that were also husband and wife. I scoured Alaska for a writer and maybe a governor’s daughter. Just when I was about to give up hope, finally I found him, Dat Roro Kid.
Dat Roro Kid was born in Cuba and emigrated to Miami in the 80’s. After becoming a member of the Lopez drug cartel and surviving a harrowing chainsaw attack, he rose through the ranks of the family ultimately taking control of it himself. Roro married Michelle Pfeiffer and was believed to be assassinated after feuding with a rival drug dealer. Unbeknown to all, he was hiding away in Little Havana, eating mucho bistec, and soaking in the luxurious Miami sports scene.
As a Miami sports fan, Roro loves arriving to games in the second quarter and pumped-in crowd noise. Also, boobs. Big ones. While he supports all of the Miami teams, his main passion is for Florida Panthers hockey. Roro is also a writer for the Heat blog Miami Heat Nation and Dolphins blog Fins Nation. He drinks scotch like a champ and will gladly accept any free drinks.
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