So apparently there’s a crazy new trend out there that’s taking over for planking. It’s called owling and all you basically do is crouch like an owl/assclown. I just wanted to make it clear that if you engage in owling, you are an idiot and should be sterilized. That is all. I long for the good old days when people could be entertained on the Internet by watching two homeless people fight. Ahhhhh, memories.