Rex Ryan showed up at Jets training camp with a new tat on his right leg. No surprise here. The classy Jets fan base probably has several thousand douchey tribal tattoos amongst them. The only thing puzzling was the explanation. Rex said it meant “believe in yourself.” No it doesn’t, idiot. It’s a bunch of squiggly lines and shapes. If anything, it looks like an octopus. Concentrate on winning games and sucking your wife’s toes and less on getting ugly tattoos and making up stupid reasoning behind them. No Super Bowls since 1969, brotha.
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