Fashion guru Anand Jon Alexander (never heard of him) is awaiting trial at Rikers Island for allegedly raping nine chicks, including three that were underage. He apparently made them trade sex for a chance to be used as one of his models. Smooth move, bro. Now you’re in the clink. Now, Alexander is complaining that it’s too hot in jail even though he already has a special air conditioned cell and wants a transfer. He also claims that’s he’s caught in the violence and gang life including “Crips roll call in the morning.”
Seems like this tool just wants to keep hoods away from his butthole. If you’re going a be a dick and take advantage of some beautiful babies, then you gotta be willing to take the punishment. Dude is a fucking fashion designer. How is he not able to score chicks on his own? Kinda wish I was a judge just so I could tell him to fuck himself.
And what exactly is Crips roll call? Is it like what the Bleacher Creatures do?
Grand-ma Kill-er [clap, clap, clap, clap, clap], Grand-ma Kill…
[Grandma Killer acknowledges the Crips]
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