Canadians are so cute, they try so hard. They can’t even make up their own holidays.
“On Thursday, January 31, 1957, the Canadian Parliament proclaimed:
“ A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed – to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October.”
What about the turkeys and indians and pilgrims? And 1957? Seriously? Hey Canada… you’re doing it wrong.
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Canadians are so cute, they try so hard. They can’t even make up their own holidays.
“On Thursday, January 31, 1957, the Canadian Parliament proclaimed:
“ A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed – to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October.”
What about the turkeys and indians and pilgrims? And 1957? Seriously? Hey Canada… you’re doing it wrong.