Archive for the ‘Canada’ Category

Old Man Fight!

Posted: November 29, 2011 by Keith Stone in Canada, CFL, football

I’ve fallen and I cant get up, eh?

Forget Yanks-Red Sox. Apparently, the biggest sports rivalry in the world is between the BC Lions and Hamilton Tiger-Cats of the Canadian Football League. During a luncheon in Vancouver two days before the Grey Cup, Joe Kapp and Angelo Mosca got into a fistfight after Kapp tried to give Mosca a flower. Apparently, these two have a decades-old dislike of each other from their days on the gridiron. Anytime you have two 70-something dudes fighting each other and a cane is involved, you know it’s going to be magic. The best part is the crowd reaction as it escalates from good-natured fun to a beat down. Stop laughing, folks! He just broke his hip. At least he has universal healthcare. The Lions ended up with the hardware, beating Winnipeg 34-23 behind the momentum of a first quarter rouge by Paul McCallum.

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

Posted: October 10, 2011 by Keith Stone in Canada, Roger Doucet

>Toronto Screwjob

Posted: April 16, 2011 by Keith Stone in Canada, chicks


Just when things look like they’re gonna heat up in Toronto with a little girl-on-girl kiss cam action at the 1:30 mark…heartbreak city. That’s why the Leafs didn’t make the playoffs. I wonder if those chicks were at the Slut Walk?

>Slut Walk 2011

Posted: April 7, 2011 by Keith Stone in Canada, chicks, sluts


In what can only be described as a watershed moment for women’s rights, an enterprising group of young ladies held a special event in Toronto on Sunday called the Slut Walk. It was in protest of recent comments made by Police Constable Michael Sanguinetti at York University, in which he said that women should “avoid dressing like sluts” if they don’t want to be raped. The event drew 3,000 people and was almost as funny as watching as chicks make the walk of shame the day after Halloween. Man, those are some ugly sluts. I’d much rather see the Ho Train in Vancouver.

Unfortunately, it looks like the weather wasn’t so great and most participants left their miniskirts and lucite heels at home. Good rule of thumb: if you’re going to have a Slut Walk, don’t do it in Toronto in April. The Keith Stone Slut Walk will be held the first weekend of summer in South Beach. I have to say that the cop does have a point, though. I hate it when I’m at a bar and I’m standing next to a chick with her tits hanging out and she looks at me with disgust if I check her out for more than three seconds. Like I forced her to wear that kids’ size tanktop and all that makeup. If you don’t want me staring at you, wear mom jeans. Otherwise, stop being a bitch and show me that ass.

Toronto Globe and Mail