Don’t Worry Everybody, Jerry Sandusky Says He’s Innocent

Posted: November 15, 2011 by Keith Stone in Jerry Sandusky, Penn State

Don’t ask why, but accused child rapist Jerry Sandusky was interviewed on Rock Center last night by Bob Costas. Sandusky proclaimed his innocence and said he was just horsing around with those kids in the shower. Sandusky also mentioned that he enjoys looking at the beautiful green sky and greatly respects our President John McCain. Granted there’s a .0000001% chance he’s telling the truth, but if this whole Sandusky thing turns out to be the biggest misunderstanding in the history of the world, that he slipped in the shower just as the janitor was coming and made it look so much worse, how much would it suck for Joe Paterno and Penn State?

Sandusky’s lawyer was on the show as well and echoed his client’s thoughts. But wait, there’s more! His lawyer also likes fucking kids. Joe Amendola impregnated a 16-year-old girl about 15 years ago while he was helping her file to be emancipated from her parents. Luckily, Pennsylvania is ass-backwards and their age of consent is 16. The two love birds were later married. This story keeps getting weirder and grosser by the day. Here’s the most rational thing I’ve seen written about it.

NY Post

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