Rainman Suite

I wouldn’t have noticed this if it wasn’t on the front page of ESPN.com and I should be last person commenting about NASCAR, but isn’t this the most ridiculous and awesome thing you’ve ever seen? It’s like everything I’ve ever dreamed NASCAR should be. Now I know why rednecks camp out for days for this shit. Makes me want to throw on some jorts, drink a cooler of Natty Lights, and head down to Talladega. The best part is that it came out of nowhere. Juan Pablo Montoya is just chilling and driving around a bit when all of a sudden he loses control and slams directly into a truck with a jet engine that’s drying the track and creates a giant fireball? What are the odds of that happening? Probably the worst spot possible to start driving like an old Asian lady, bro. At least we know Larry the Cable Guy’s birthday wish came true.