Rainman Suite

In honor of St. Patty’s Day, here’s Georgia Salpa or as she’s known, the Irish Kim Kardashian. I thought Irish chicks were supposed to be redheads with pale skin and a ton of freckles, but this sure goes to show why the world is better when you don’t stereotype people. The only thing that would bother me is the accent. The Irish accent is not sexy. I’d probably just start giggling every time she started talking and ask if she wanted to see my lucky charm. Still, it would be the top o’ the morning if she was on top o’ me in the morning. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!