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Trivia Time: Bowl Season

Posted: December 28, 2011 by Keith Stone in BCS, college football

As a non-college football fan, I’m fascinated by the bowl system and the fact that millions of fans watch and travel to bowl games that have no bearing on anything. I know the BCS is corrupt but they are geniuses for continuing to run their monopoly without a full-fledged revolt from college football fans. I mean, Michigan made a BCS Bowl even though it was six spots behind Boise State. I know the Wolverines travel but a certain point when does it stop being a sham?

The worst part is that these bowls make the schools buy a ton of tickets to sell their students but sometimes you get situations like the University of Nevada selling 10 tickets to the Hawaii Bowl. Sure, it’s great to go to Hawaii but is watching your team play in a mediocre bowl enough of an incentive to spend upwards of a thousand bucks? There’s just too many bowls. We can still have a bowl system with a playoff. The BCS says fans won’t travel to multiple bowls and that may be true, but I bet that locals would still go to the games. Why wouldn’t a Fiesta Bowl semifinal of LSU vs. Stanford sell out? You can still have the other bowls. This doesn’t make them any less insignificant. I’d say it’s all about the money, but I think the BCS is actually leaving money on the table with the current system. I guess they’re just idiots.

That brings us to our Question of the Week. Get it right and you qualify for the idontgiveafuck.com Bowl. The answer, as always, is after the jump.

How many bowl games are taking place this season?

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Jabroni of the Week: The BCS

Posted: June 12, 2011 by Keith Stone in BCS, college football, jabronis, USC

The BCS retroactively stripped USC of its 2004 BCS National Championship for multiple rules violations. They won over six years ago. This isn’t yesterday’s news. This is yesterday’s yesterday’s news. So what if Reggie Bush got a car? Isn’t that basically what happens with every major football program?

Stripping USC of the Title is the lamest punishment ever. Everyone got their rings, accolades, and sex from the deal. You can’t take that back. Maybe a week after the fact but not six years. It’s not going to change the way anyone thinks. USC blasted Oklahoma that year too. It wasn’t like there were two evenly matched squads going up for the Trophy. The BCS didn’t even award the Title to anyone else. It’s vacant. Yet another reason why pro sports are superior to the college game. Even though the entire 2004 Boston Red Sox was juiced out of their mind, that fucking Trophy still resides at Fenway.

BCS, baby, nobody likes you already. On top of that, you’re probably an illegal monopoly. Now that Osama bin Laden is gone, you’re next in line for Congress after the bad economy. Leave well enough alone. You exist to determine the best college football team in the country, not act as a moral compass for America. If you want to be, feel free to go out and stop programs from cheating. But please, do it today and not six years from now (if you’re still here). Until then, you’re a jabroni, brother.