Archive for the ‘Kelly Brook’ Category

I was getting the newspaper the other day when I noticed a fetching lass on the cover of Esquire. I didn’t recognize her, but it turned out to be British beauty Kelly Brook. I did hours and hours of research, and it turns out her two biggest talents are previously dating Jason Statham and looking hot naked. If she was my daughter, I’d be proud. Luckily, she’s not. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!