11 Points released a list of the drunkest Presidents. It is both hilarious and historically informative. It also makes me feel better about my alcoholism. “See Mom, I was just trying to be like Franklin Pierce.” I never knew that Martin Van Buren was like the Andre the Giant of Presidents or that FDR regained his health by drinking massive quantities of egg nog. You learn something new everyday. Bill Clinton is not on the list, but if I was hooking up with a chick like Monica Lewinsky, I’d probably need a drink or eight.