Archive for the ‘pornstars’ Category

Teagan Presley isn’t like most pornstars. Sure, she has comically oversized boobs, platinum blonde hair, unsightly tattoos, and a glazed over look in her eyes that makes you wonder if she graduated from 7th grade or is simply on a boatload on vikes. But Teagan may be the straight up cutest pornstar I’ve ever seen. I just want to take her to the ice cream social and hold hands with her all night. Unfortunately, the prestigious AVN Awards don’t have a Cutest Pornstar trophy but she did win for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene in 2010. I don’t think her scene involved any hand holding. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

>Lil Jon Starring In Second Porno

Posted: April 6, 2011 by Keith Stone in Lil Jon, pornstars

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Using the business acumen he acquired from Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice, Lil Jon has crossed over into the adult film business again. The acclaimed singer of Snap Yo Fingers and host of Lil Jon’s Vivid Vegas Party (Cherokee’s finest work) is set to release Club Lil Jon on April 11.  Lil Jon was involved in everything from coaching the actresses to scoring the film. Director C-Mizzle says, “He’s truly an artist in his approach of all aspects of production and his enthusiasm was contagious. We all got on board with his vision.” That’s actually the same thing they said about Francis Ford Coppola on the set of Apocalypse Now. You can watch a trailer of the masterpiece here (NSFW). This is something I’d like to see more celebrities do. Who wouldn’t love to see Vince Vaughn leading some porn stars in a game of Just the Tip?

Vivid (NSFW)

>Porn Stars Miss Charlie

Posted: March 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, pornstars

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The kids over at Brazzers miss Charlie Sheen, presumably because he’s not paying them thousands of dollars to come party with him. So they did what any spurned lover would do: put together a video saying how much they missed him. WINNER!

Britney Banxxx looks so sad.