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R. Kelly will soon be releasing an autobiography, inappropriately titled “Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me.” This news combined the picture of the cover rendered me speechless for the first time in my life. For comment, I turned to my buddy and the only Kels fan I know, Thing1. Here’s what he said:

The man best known for peeing on a 15-year-old girl is coming out with an autobiography sometime next spring?  Those of you who, like me, own Trapped in the Closet on DVD can save $17 and a trip to the book table on the Grand Concourse because that movie told me everything I care to know about what goes on inside his fucked-up head.  Unless it comes out on audio book or as a 46-part video operetta, I’m out, but I am curious to read about the microphone-bukkake session in the cover photo.