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Is It Me You’re Looking For?

Posted: January 19, 2012 by Keith Stone in music
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An enterprising person with a little too much time on their hands put together this awesome video for Lionel Richie’s Hello featuring movie characters singing the song, which still doesn’t make it as funny as the original music video, but it’s entertaining nonetheless. Check it out, if only because it’s the only time you’ll see Leslie Nielsen sing a duet with Elvis.

John Bonham Would Be Proud

Posted: January 17, 2012 by Keith Stone in music
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This kid knows what rock and roll is all about. I’m sure he was doing massive amounts of coke backstage with groupies before the show, but obviously as a rookie he couldn’t hold on long enough. And a bad job by the rest of the band to pick up the slack. Back in ’72, Keith Richards lit himself on fire and Mick Jagger put him out during a show. Didn’t even stop singing Brown Sugar. At least, our kid knows that the show must go on and recovered like a champ.

Who’s the Manley?

Posted: December 9, 2011 by Keith Stone in Leslie David Baker, music, The Office, TV


There’s no question that the man behind Lazy Scranton is behind this. Why else would Michael Scott’s favorite sassy black man, Stanley, be in this wild music video for his new single To Be Simple featuring something called N.U.M.? That’s what I love about actors. You see them on TV or in a movie and you think you totally know them, but they’re actually the exact opposite. Here I thought that Leslie David Baker went home to an episode of Family Matters when he should really be the third guy in LMFAO. The Notorious LDB plays a character with the most monotone voice in the world on TV, so in my book pulling this off makes him the second-greatest actor/singer in history after only one man…

She’s Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Posted: November 18, 2011 by Keith Stone in music, Rebecca Black


I figured since it’s Friday, here’s Rebecca Black’s latest video for the extremely simply-worded Person of Interest. It’s just as bad as Friday except there’s no hook or random black dude rapping in the middle of it. The girl may hang with Bieber rejects in her videos but she is no Bieber. At least it looks like she’s coming into her body nicely. Can’t wait to see her on Celebrity Rehab in a couple of years.

R. Kelly will soon be releasing an autobiography, inappropriately titled “Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me.” This news combined the picture of the cover rendered me speechless for the first time in my life. For comment, I turned to my buddy and the only Kels fan I know, Thing1. Here’s what he said:

The man best known for peeing on a 15-year-old girl is coming out with an autobiography sometime next spring?  Those of you who, like me, own Trapped in the Closet on DVD can save $17 and a trip to the book table on the Grand Concourse because that movie told me everything I care to know about what goes on inside his fucked-up head.  Unless it comes out on audio book or as a 46-part video operetta, I’m out, but I am curious to read about the microphone-bukkake session in the cover photo.

Call Me Nostradamus Stone

Posted: October 25, 2011 by Keith Stone in Bai Ling, music


I wrote about Bai Ling and Doc Gooden a few days ago. They’re dating now apparently. You don’t need to be a genius to know it’s not going to end well. And that was before Bai Ling’s appropriately-titled new song Rehab was released. Check it out for yourself. She makes Bjork sound like Jennifer Hudson. Run, Doc. Run.

The Summer Song of 2011

Posted: September 2, 2011 by Keith Stone in music, summer, Summer Song 2011

It’s Labor Day weekend, which is officially the end of summer. I’m bummed out but I’m also excited that we finally get to name the official Rainman Suite Summer Song of 2011. We’ve profiled the nominees throughout the past few months. Here’s a recap:

I individually polled literally thousands and thousands of people to find the true answer. Without further ado, the Rainman Suite Summer Song of 2011 is………………………

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