>Amar’e on Letterman

Posted: January 14, 2011 by Keith Stone in Uncategorized

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In honor of Amar’e appearing on Letterman tonight, I’d like to present the top 10 reasons why Amar’e should be an All-Star starter:

10. He scored 30 points in nine consecutive games.  That’s nine more than Brian Scalabrine.
9. He’s much better than Chris Bosh (sorry, LeBron.)
8. The Jewish scene in LA is really nachas.
7. Doesn’t Kevin Garnett need to be at the insane asylum that weekend?
6. Anna Wintour and Andre Leon Talley already bought seats next to Jack Nicholson.
5. He’s more fun to go skinny dipping with than Eddy Curry.
4. LA chicks dig the goggles.  Just ask Kareem.  [insert high-pitched Letterman laugh here]
3. This and this.
2. It’ll be fun to spend some quality time with Carmelo.

and the #1 reason Amar’e Stoudemire should be an All-Star starter………………………..

1. THE KNICKS ARE BACK.

I thought Amar’e did a great job tonight.  He’s charming.  He’s funny.  He’s everything you could ask for in a New York superstar.  The NBA released its final update before starters for the All-Star Game are announced and Amar’e passed KG by more than 90,000 votes.  It looks like we proved, once again, that New York fans are better than Boston fans.

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