Only In New York (Video NSFW)

Posted: May 12, 2011 by Keith Stone in New York, subway

This young man is probably upset because the 6 train is always so slow and crowded during rush hour, so he does the only logical thing: he strips naked and attacks people. This video has so many highlights. I love the cop who stands there and does nothing while people are being attacked. It’s your job to protect citizens from crazy dudes, buddy. It sucks that he’s naked but he’s not covered in shit or anything. Tackle him. Then, there’s the people that stay on the train as the guy is yelling like a maniac. I move to the next car if somebody looks the wrong way at me, much less screams incoherently and takes his pants off. It’s great to see everyone ignoring the guy as if he were a mariachi group trying to collect change after playing Guantanamera. Just keep listening to the new Black Eyed Peas song on your iPod and the crazy guy can’t hurt you apparently. And finally, my favorite part is the palpable terror after our hero rips off his boxers. Weren’t expecting that, were ya!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s