Heidi Montag made her grand re-entrance into society this week, after taking some time off to work out for 14 hours a day and get into shape for a pool party. At least, that’s what she said. Heidi was cute before but took a lot of heat after her multiple plastic surgeries. I, on the other hand, love it. We could all use some work. I just got a haircut. Heidi got butt implants. Same thing. Say what you want about Spencer Pratt — the kid has great taste. The important thing is that despite the fact that her face looks like a piece of interpretive art, she’s got huge tits. H for Heidi! Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
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