Larry David Is A Pimp

Posted: August 10, 2011 by Keith Stone in chicks, Larry David

What a week for Larry David. He was in the first row at the Yanks-Sox game next to the legendary Woody Harrelson and was so captivating as he held court with the fans around him that Michael Kay and David Cone talked about him on the broadcast for like 10 minutes. Larry David got significant airtime during a Yanks-Sox game! Who else could pull that off?

Earlier in the week, L.D. was at a Rolling Stone party and shot down Miss New York while they were waiting in line for the elevator. Chicks love it when you shoot them down. They were probably banging on the way up to the rooftop. Larry then apparently had a gaggle of hotties calling for him at the party. You’d never think an old bald guy would get that much action but Larry has a way of making people feel like shit and if there’s one thing I know it’s that GIRLS LOVE TO BE MADE TO FEEL LIKE SHIT. It also probably doesn’t hurt that he has millions of dollars in the bank.

NY Daily News

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